Hai! 胡麻麦茶 - Sesame barley tea has the power to lower your blood pressure because most of the time, your high blood pressure won't come in handy. How do we make this selling point funny? Make it silly gory! Salary-men almost start a mountain fire and can't pee to put it out, hilarity ensues.
Warning, blood. And lots of it.
Suntory - goma mugi cha