Can you spot the Camel Filters smoker? print, 1974

Can you spot the Camel Filters smoker? print, 1974

Almost everyone at the beach today has a gimmick. Find the one who doesn't. 

  1. Nope. He's Harmon Nee. Gimmick: His singing voice, that sounds like two chalk slates mating. Even his cigarette sings - every time he inhales, its multiple filters whistles "Dixie".
  2. Not Laura Enertia, beach queen. Gimmick: more movable parts than a swiss watch. Has a waiting list for crew when she surfs. Smokes Ms, feminist cigarettes - whose taste just msses, too. 
  3. Not "Bull" Gene Biceps. Gimmick: His waterproof makeup. Doesn't always hold arms that way - this morning mistook spray starch for his underarm deodorant, Smokes his fat cigars down so far, the ashes drop behind his teeth.
  1. No, He's Tyrone Shulace, beach pest. The "58" stands for his I.Q. (He thinks "offshore drilling" is something the marines do.) Smokes Huff 'N'Puff superfiltered cigarettes. You have to draw so hard, an art diploma comes with them.
  2. Right. He enjoys the beach, not the beacj crowd. Needs no fads or gimmicks in his cigarette either, Camel filters, Honest tobacco. Good, rich flavor.
  3. Unidentified frying object.

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