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WIN the new edition of Luke Sullivans Hey Whipple! OR a signed Charmins package.

Way back in the year 2000 you could win a signed copy of the Luke Sullivan book just by the effort of signing up. HaHaSoup won that book (and I bet he still has it, don't you HahaSoup?). Well, here's your chance again - since Luke Sullivan has come out with another edition of his widely popular "Hey Whipple, Squeeze This" book which includes new chapters addressing the galloping development of the web and the myriad of new media areas, we thought we'd throw another competition. Rules inside.

Since Mr Whipple has retired to the big ad agency in the sky - What should Luke name his next book? The two funniest title gets a free signed copy of his latest printing - and better yet the runner ups get .... wait for it.. signed Charmins. Hehehe. *

What do we mean? Ok, here's some examples using "hey" + commercial mascot + action. The nuttier, the better. If it sounds like a fierce insult, extra points! Hey, Tony the Tiger, Sell Gullible Kids This Sugary Diabetic-Causing Food Hey, Geico Cavemen, Step On The Geico Gecko Hey, energizer bunny, stop! Now, we're just looking for funny - so whatever makes the crew and everyone else here laugh the most (and Luke gets a say as well) wins. That's it. Go for it in the comments kids. No comment = no chance in hell of winning anything. Good luck. You have until Tuesday April 15 to get this out of your systems. For people who can't write and be funny we suggest getting the book at Amazon at once. :)

* prize clarification. The two best submissions = winner 1 and 2 get signed Luke Sullivan book. 3rd best gets a signed package of Charmins. For real. Luke will snailmail you the prizes, so I'll contact the winners and ask for their address.

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brandonbarr's picture

Hey Sony, balls out.

aiiobo's picture

Hey silly rabbit! Trick this!

James_Trickery's picture

Hey, Poppin' Fresh, chuckle at this.

alex's picture

Hey King, Burger this!

airanw's picture

Hey Mr. Clean, wipe this!

Allan1's picture

Great!
Best so far.

Robblink's picture

Yeah, this one is pretty good.

kinleyann's picture

Hey Joe Camel, smoke this!

Allan1's picture

Even better!

Dabitch's picture

hahaha, why didn't I think of that one. Damn Joe camel.

adpuppet's picture

Hey agencyhead, pouch this!

craigmwriter's picture

I guess the lack of deserving targets for this exercise just proves that the overall quality of advertising has risen over the past couple of decades.

(More ads and commentary at www.craigmcnamara.blogspot.com)

MaryWills's picture

Hey Michelin Man, re-tire this!

Dabitch's picture

HA! could do without the "this"

MaryWills's picture

This is true. :)

Any limit to the number of submissions one person can post?

Dabitch's picture

No limits : we should just run with it and may the best lines win.

MaryWills's picture

Fantastic. It will give me something to do during my long and semi-boring meetings today.

MaryWills's picture

Hey Cheerios Bee, buzz off.

alex's picture

Hey Scottish Widow, just piss off and die, will you? Thanks.*

Not quite in the spirit of the thing, I know, but I've just had a lousy statement from my savings account.

malkie66's picture

This one had me LMAO

alex's picture

Okay then.

Hey, Bisto Kids, sniff this!

Proton's picture

Hey Virgin Atlantic, get fucked!

Sputnik_Barconi's picture

"Hey bitch, you're soaking in it."

"Hey Band-Aid brand, stick this!"

- and several in the Little Italy style -

"Calgon, take this away!" (grabs crotch)

"I've got your ancient Chinese secret right here!" (grabs crotch)

"Hey! I've got your nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine right here!" (grabs crotch)

"Hey, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't... uhhh... right here!" (grabs crotch)

Dabitch's picture

Hmmm. Who is "bitch" a brand spokesperson for?

Sputnik_Barconi's picture

Not you, dabitch. I think that was for Palmolive with Madge the manicurist. Some of her customers deserved the b-bomb.

coffeeoid's picture

Hey, Larry Craig, squeeze thi-- eww, that's gross.

Okay, I guess the senator doesn't do commercials.

coffeeoid's picture

Hey, James Dyson, suck this!

coffeeoid's picture

Hey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead! Oh ... you already have. Sort of.

caffeinegoddess's picture

hahahah!

Robblink's picture

I love this one, too.

coffeeoid's picture

Thanks, guys! I have an alternate version of this title further below.

coffeeoid's picture

Hey, giant Burger King head, squeeze your Whopper and squirt some condiments out of it!

MaryWills's picture

Hey Aflack Duck, get stuffed.

Hey Doughboy, get baked.

Hey Mikey, get a life.

MaryWills's picture

Hey Marlboro Man, suck on this.

Robblink's picture

Hey Johnnie Walker, Keep Walking. Really!

purplesimon's picture

Hey Pampers, Leak This

purplesimon's picture

Hey Honey Monster, Puff This

So much better use of my time (not sure my CD would agree) :)

coffeeoid's picture

Hey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead ... again.

(This is an alternate version of my earlier title, posted above.)

Robblink's picture

Your first one was better.

adpuppet's picture

Hey Steve Jobs, shrink this!

Robblink's picture

Hey Luke Sullivan, milk this (only kidding)!

larky's picture

Hey Clearasil, squeeze this!

Dabitch's picture

Hahhaaha.. gross. :))

larky's picture

Hey Nintendo DS, touching isn't good.

caffeinegoddess's picture

ha. Or "Hey Nintendo DS, touching could land you in jail." ;)

larky's picture

Nice touch.

larky's picture

Hey Yahoo!, do you... Yahoo!?

larky's picture

Hey Capital One, what's in YOUR wallet?

brenthahn's picture

Hey Colonel... batter this!

brenthahn's picture

Hey Clarence... stick THIS bird in your eye!

alex's picture

stick this in your bird's eye, surely?

brenthahn's picture

A Yank-ism. "Bird" = middle finger.

alex's picture

Aha.

DavidGriner's picture

Hey Captain, Crunch This.

Hey Ellen Feis, Switch This.

Hey Charlie, Sorry.

TDD's picture

Hey, Lucky the Leprechaun, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

TDD's picture

Hey, Mr. Clean, wipe that smile off your face.

TDD's picture

Hey, Cap'n Crunch, this is a mutiny.

TDD's picture

Hey, Coppertone Girl, cover your ass!

TDD's picture

Hey, Energizer Bunny, another move out of you and I'll pin your ears back!

brenthahn's picture

Hey, Pets.com Puppet... you sock!

malkie66's picture

Hey Ronald McDonald...great buns...you work out?

malkie66's picture

Hey Ronald McDonald...I'm loving it...but what is that shit you call bacon?

coffeeoid's picture

Hey, Aflac duck, come get these bread crumbs! That's it ... good ducky ... a little closer ... [AFLAaa *choke* ackk!] [snap] ... That's better.

coffeeoid's picture

Hey, Verizon Test Man, take your phone and bury it in your rectum. Can you hear me now?

malkie66's picture

Hey Madge, you really think it softens hands while you do the fucking dishes? You're soaking in it.

"Hey Madge - nice hands." You think so? I got them washing dishes. "Get the fuck outta here!"

Hey Madge - you still pulling that dishwashing scam?

Hey Madge - soak your fingers in this.

Hey Madge - soften this!

Hey Madge - does doing the dishes soften your balls? Just wondering.

Hey Madge - last time you soaked my fingers my fucking nails fell off.

HaHaSoup's picture

I've lent my copy to someone, I don't remember who, so here goes.

Hey Jolly Green Giant, sit down!

M.

CaptnTBag's picture

Hey Cadillac, sapelli wood accent my cup holder.

Silverfisken's picture

Hey Pope Benedict XVI, resurrect this!

brenthahn's picture

Hey King, that's not I meant by "hold the pickle."

brenthahn's picture

Hey Joe Camel... hump this!

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