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Let me explain. First there was 1996 game Duke Nukem 3D, then we waited forever for another Duke Nukem. The game has been in development since 1997!
Back in the nineties, I was the unofficial local queen of this game, making maps available for download with perfect hiding spots and walls that would make players stop to read "Dabitch was here" on them. As their avatar stood still doing that, I'd shoot them in the head. In the game, one could pay money to strippers, which players used to do much to my delight as when they were distracted I'd jump up from behind the bar and shoot them in the head. "Killed by Dabitch" would flash on every other screen every other second in big networked gaming rooms, and of course when it happened the guys would be yelling "Biiiiit.... ah." and bite their tongue. Then they'd respawn. In a spot that I had mined. "Killed by Dabitch". Rinse. Repeat. Yes, I'm a really annoying opponent.
You'd think that I would be mighty exited about this release, but no, not really. Even the ad isn't tempting me proper. Sad, isn't it? You can actually wait too long for something good. In the clip, Duke goes to the loo. Big woop.