Ask women to describe their ideal guy and they'll tell you the usual spiel - tall, clean cut, nice smile, good sense of humor, etc.
But we know better.
Click read more to see what women really want in a guy.
Found in the March 2004 issue of Details Magazine.
bonus: SFGate article
The ad slogan is "Dry Pits Win." The message is: Your chick is not really dating you, dumbass. She is dating your giant hairy armpit. This is all she really cares about.
Screw emotional connection. To hell with chivalry and cooking her breakfast and remembering to bring the condoms. You really want to score with the babes? It's all about the sweat glands, dude. Huge, dry ones. With feet.
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