This morning a concerned citizen of Clovis, New Mexico called authorities a student carrying a suspicious item into the Junior High School.
The school was locked-down and two hours later, the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt. It was part of an extra credit project to create advertising for a restaurant specializing in oddly sized burritos.
When the police saw the burrito, they laughed. Apparently, the burrito was wrapped in a T-shirt to keep it warm.
And now for the joke:
Is that a bazoooka in your pocket or did you buy an odd sized burrito?
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Heheheee... I find it hilarius. School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon:
Well hey, now there's an idea. I wonder if he'll get a good grade? He should - I bet none of the other students got their product ideas written up all over the national press. ;)
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PermalinkSpanish speaking papers s are probably having too much fun with the headlines for this story. The headline possibilities with that 30-inch burrito are endless. Guess what "burrito" is slang for. There ya go.
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PermalinkTagline for Burrito-place: Our Burritos are so huge they are registered deadly weapons!
They did call the SWAT team. Talk about over-reacting.
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PermalinkChipotle or Baja Fresh ought to feature this kid in their next ad campaign. (Both of them wrap their one-pound burrito bombs in foil)
But UncleFes at MonkeyFilter had to have the definitive comment: "Eating the burrito... creating a Weapon of Ass Destruction". ,
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Permalinkaw poo, there goes my Bean Burrito = Weapons of mass destruction joke.
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