Burger King masks on sale now.

BK mask eBay auction is probably just a way to drum up interest for the new BK masks, out just in time for Halloween. Instead of waking up with the King you could be the King. He's a truly scary character - the Meat'Normous Sandwich is enough to cause a heart attack just looking at it. ;)

From the David Letterman Show (Thanks Claymore!).

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying The Meat'Normous Sandwich

10. "How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?"

9. "Am I comfortable using the word, 'meat'normous'?"

8. "Do I have $3.49 and a death wish?"

7. "Is that bigger than meat'gantic?"

6. "Does a massive coronary qualify as 'having it my way'?"

5. "Is this gonna spoil my breakfast dessert?"

4. "Should I ask my doctor about Lipitor?"

3. "Why do I have to sign a waiver?"

2. "Can I get it with egg whites?"

1. "Did Cheney like it?"