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Ho-Kay, seems I might be one of the few (?) who think this spokesperson persona is gay and aimed at gay men, so I'll just leave this ad here. With The Zesty Guy showing a little leg. While dressed in a french maid apron. Yep.
BUT WAIT HOLD UP: he's pouring Kraft Italian on oven roasted whole chicken. Not before it hits the oven, like with a marinade, but after. What is this sorcery? There's a dressing to pour on post-roasted chicken? What is kraft italian dressing? Is it meant for a green salad, or to pour on roasted whole chickens? I'm so confused right now that I'm going straight to dessert - my speciality; it consists of a very specific naked man and a bottle of chocolate sauce. No sale Kraft.