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gorilla robot

Behold the gorilla robots of the adpocalypse - the end is nigh!

We sell amazing, life-size, animated Gorilla Robots that will get attention at your car dearlership (SIC!), retail store, sales promotion, or special event. Standing 6' 6" tall, the left arm waves side to side while the upper torso moves left and right. Durable and made for outdoor use in mind. The inner body is hand crafted, made of a solid steel welded frame, with high impact molded plastic body and head. The costume is made of fun fur, 
with a latex mask, hands and feet. Included is a two-part base system consisting of a outer display base, which is covered with exterior grade carpet, and an inner base so that extra weight can be added to make it more stable and wind-resistant. Included is a 21"x36" changable letter sign and one box of 4" 
letters. Arrives ready to use with with only minor assembly required. Just plug it into any 110 outlet and you're ready to go!

 

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brentter's picture

.... I got nothing - its made of "fun fur." I don't even know what fun fur is but it sure sounds better than what I have to offer.

Dabitch's picture

I'm safe. It doesn't come in firengine red.

claymore's picture

Maybe we can just replace the suits with the hirsutes.

fairuse's picture

The crazy thing comes in 4 day-glow colors (scary pink is one)! What's next a clown? If so there will be more jobs lost to automation; students part time work, homeless folks that are bill board carriers and mcdonald managers. Poof; out-of-a-job.

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