Apparantly, Kikkoman Soy Sauce has one helluva rabid Nipponese fan.
(continue to shoyu more...)
...a rabid fan with a disturbing condiment-based fantasy life. Any AdGrunt from the ol' Asia Pacific care to translate this Shockwaved soy bomb for us?
"Show me! Show you! Kikkoman! Kikkoman!" Tres Kikkoweird.