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Gatorade's facebook account has made the mistake of asking a serious question to their audience of... Well I'm guessing they're made up of jocks and bros... and allowing said jocks and bros to suggest answers to the serious question.
"The hardest part of being an athlete is _________." Yes. Welcome to the wall full of "my dick", "dickbutt", "your mom", "being white", and the ever popular "using a chopper gunner". Because everyone knows that what this guy does in warzones is a sport, and so is playing Call of Duty. I break a sweat doing it, okay? I need Gatorade to replenish. Also "Shooting up Colorado" was one of the suggestions, so I think the Gatorade team might need to "replenish" their social media team come Monday. You all in trouble.
Some of the choice replies at Gatorade Questions, for your giggling pleasure. And because I don't expect them to last - NSFanyone and certainly not brands.
Using a chopper gunner
.. I'm not an athlete...
BEING A FUCKING BADASS
maintaining good grades
Finding the energy to get up & walk to the fridge
Dissapointing your fans
Playing for the Bobcats
Sabotage-ing the other team
When you're a lazy fuck
Black Anal Destruction. #EatDatButtNiqqa!
Beating you underage girlfriend
Moving on to a different team
Not getting played and your the best person on the team
Making ridiculous answers to this failed attempt at being a serious question
Being White in a black mans sport
Trying to fuck the all bitches on my jock
Having the Confidence
Making the right comment to every question
Nothing cause we boss
Sports and school
The guilt of missing a workout
The sex after it
Shooting Up Colorado
The pay, as for most, there is none.
Sweating Like HELL
Being a Bench Warmer
Giving all you have!
Winning Every Game
Tearing your achilles
The failures and defeats