Move over Bateman - your business card sucks!

Is it bone, eggshell or off-white? Oh my God, it even has a watermark. No! It doesn't matter it sucks anyway says this guy who spent 25 years designing a business card that won't fit in a rolodex, and who even has better hair than Bateman. Thanks The Denver Egotist

And for you guys who missed it in the cinema: Psycho: Business Card Scene.

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LeslieBAP's picture

I am overwhelmed with one thought: DICK!

Dabitch's picture

You can not argue with a die-cut pop-up biz-card. (I think I hurt myself hyphenating there)

caffeinegoddess's picture

hahaha. the whole evangelistic tone of his voice really sold me. Hallelujah. ;)

Neo's picture

He brings down the house, GUARANTEED!

airanw's picture

I'm surprised that confetti/candy doesn't fly out of it when he opens it up.

kamari's picture

When the card popped up I almost fell off my chair.

Goodbye's picture

It's Joel Bauer;

http://laughingsquid.com/it-took-joel-bauer-25-years-to-design-his-ultimate-business-card/