This morning a concerned citizen of Clovis, New Mexico called authorities a student carry a suspicious item into the Junior High School.
The school was locked-down and two hours later, the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt. It was part of an extra credit project to create advertising for a restaurant specializing in oddly sized burritos.
When the police saw the burrito, they laughed. Apparently the burrito was wrapped in a T-shirt to keep it warm.
And now for the joke:
Is that a bazoooka in your pocket or did you buy an odd sized burrito?