Target women: Douchebaggery 101, embracing your inner douche.

Pull up to the drive-thru window, order your Famous Star with a side of machismo and check out “Target Women: Carl’s Jr.”. Try not too laugh your ribs off. For every mention of "douche" slam a tequila. You'll never recover.

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Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Chocolate

If you want to take my chocolate away from me, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead, sticky, delicious hands. Chocolate: more important to women than air.

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She's hilarious, and I thought we had all of them linked already here but it looks like I missed chocolate.

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I think the Carl's Jr one is one of the best. I just have to think about it, and I start laughing! Why don't I do an edit, and just keep the chocolate one here if the others are already linked?

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No man, just leave it so people can watch them all in one go. Lazy is GOOD! :))

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drats, too late! :/

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Oops! *coughing. smoke clears* I can put 'em back up. I don't mind. Just give me a bit of time. ;-)

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How 'bout just a hyperlink to the page with all her stuff? That way, we lazy people can stay current with her new stuff! ;-)

Sarah Haskins in Target Women:

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Ah, what the hell....

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Laundry

Laundry. Once you start...you can't stop. It just feels so GOOD. And your first time is free.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Story Time

Inside every woman is a little girl. And inside that little girl is a littler girl. And inside THAT little girl is a princess, waiting to be rescued by a hot dude with a magical product.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Your Garden

Afraid of using technical terms to describe your lady parts? Try these fresh, mountain scented natural metaphors.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Skin Care

Is beauty more than skin deep? Hell no! Welcome to the golden age of skin science.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Jewelry

There's nothing that says "I love you" to a woman like a diamond. Nope, not even the words "I love you."

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Cars

We all know dudes love cars. But ladies LOVE cars. In the grown-up way.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Number Two

Everybody poops. Except for women.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Cleaning

We all know women love to clean. But do you know why? Here's the dirty little secret...

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Birth Control

Sarah Haskins tackles birth control commercials from Seasonique, Yaz and NuvaRing. WTF.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Feeding Your Fucking Family

The way to a family's heart is through their stomachs. So fill up those stomachs, ladies. Or else.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Botox

Express yourself, by removing parts of your expression. How to get pretty without using any ugly words.

Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Yogurt Edition

Hey ladies, want yogurt? No? Too bad, because yogurt wants you.

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I do wish they were not censored. They would be even funnier! :-)