WIN the new edition of Luke Sullivans Hey Whipple! OR a signed Charmins package.

Adland: 

Way back in the year 2000 you could win a signed copy of the Luke Sullivan book just by the effort of signing up. HaHaSoup won that book (and I bet he still has it, don't you HahaSoup?).

Well, here's your chance again - since Luke Sullivan has come out with another edition of his widely popular "Hey Whipple, Squeeze This" book which includes new chapters addressing the galloping development of the web and the myriad of new media areas, we thought we'd throw another competition. Rules inside.

Since Mr Whipple has retired to the big ad agency in the sky - What should Luke name his next book? The two funniest title gets a free signed copy of his latest printing - and better yet the runner ups get .... wait for it.. signed Charmins. Hehehe. *

What do we mean? Ok, here's some examples using "hey" + commercial mascot + action. The nuttier, the better. If it sounds like a fierce insult, extra points!

Hey, Tony the Tiger, Sell Gullible Kids This Sugary Diabetic-Causing Food

Hey, Geico Cavemen, Step On The Geico Gecko

Hey, energizer bunny, stop!

Now, we're just looking for funny - so whatever makes the crew and everyone else here laugh the most (and Luke gets a say as well) wins. That's it.

Go for it in the comments kids. No comment = no chance in hell of winning anything. Good luck. You have until Tuesday April 15 to get this out of your systems.

For people who can't write and be funny we suggest getting the book at Amazon at once. ;)

* prize clarification. The two best submissions = winner 1 and 2 get signed Luke Sullivan book. 3rd best gets a signed package of Charmins. For real. Luke will snailmail you the prizes, so I'll contact the winners and ask for their address.

Comments (117)

  • aiiobo's picture
    aiiobo

    Hey silly rabbit! Trick this!

    Mar 31, 2008
  • alex's picture
    alex

    Hey King, Burger this!

    Mar 31, 2008
  • airanw's picture
    airanw

    Hey Mr. Clean, wipe this!

    Mar 31, 2008
  • Allan1's picture
    Allan1

    Great!
    Best so far.

    Mar 31, 2008
  • Robblink's picture
    Robblink

    Yeah, this one is pretty good.

    Apr 02, 2008
  • kinleyann's picture
    kinleyann

    Hey Joe Camel, smoke this!

    Mar 31, 2008
  • Allan1's picture
    Allan1

    Even better!

    Mar 31, 2008
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    hahaha, why didn't I think of that one. Damn Joe camel.

    Mar 31, 2008
  • adpuppet's picture
    adpuppet

    Hey agencyhead, pouch this!

    Apr 01, 2008
  • craigmwriter's picture
    craigmwriter

    I guess the lack of deserving targets for this exercise just proves that the overall quality of advertising has risen over the past couple of decades.

    (More ads and commentary at www.craigmcnamara.blogspot.com)

    Apr 01, 2008
  • MaryWills's picture
    MaryWills

    Hey Michelin Man, re-tire this!

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    HA! could do without the "this"

    Apr 01, 2008
  • MaryWills's picture
    MaryWills

    This is true. :)

    Any limit to the number of submissions one person can post?

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    No limits : we should just run with it and may the best lines win.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • MaryWills's picture
    MaryWills

    Fantastic. It will give me something to do during my long and semi-boring meetings today.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • MaryWills's picture
    MaryWills

    Hey Cheerios Bee, buzz off.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • alex's picture
    alex

    Hey Scottish Widow, just piss off and die, will you? Thanks.*

    Not quite in the spirit of the thing, I know, but I've just had a lousy statement from my savings account.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • malkie66's picture
    malkie66

    This one had me LMAO

    Apr 07, 2008
  • alex's picture
    alex

    Okay then.

    Hey, Bisto Kids, sniff this!

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Proton's picture
    Proton

    Hey Virgin Atlantic, get fucked!

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Sputnik_Barconi's picture
    Sputnik_Barconi

    "Hey bitch, you're soaking in it."

    "Hey Band-Aid brand, stick this!"

    - and several in the Little Italy style -

    "Calgon, take this away!" (grabs crotch)

    "I've got your ancient Chinese secret right here!" (grabs crotch)

    "Hey! I've got your nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine right here!" (grabs crotch)

    "Hey, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't... uhhh... right here!" (grabs crotch)

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    Hmmm. Who is "bitch" a brand spokesperson for?

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Sputnik_Barconi's picture
    Sputnik_Barconi

    Not you, dabitch. I think that was for Palmolive with Madge the manicurist. Some of her customers deserved the b-bomb.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, Larry Craig, squeeze thi-- eww, that's gross.

    Okay, I guess the senator doesn't do commercials.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, James Dyson, suck this!

    Apr 01, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead! Oh ... you already have. Sort of.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Robblink's picture
    Robblink

    I love this one, too.

    Apr 02, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Thanks, guys! I have an alternate version of this title further below.

    Apr 03, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, giant Burger King head, squeeze your Whopper and squirt some condiments out of it!

    Apr 01, 2008
  • MaryWills's picture
    MaryWills

    Hey Aflack Duck, get stuffed.

    Hey Doughboy, get baked.

    Hey Mikey, get a life.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • MaryWills's picture
    MaryWills

    Hey Marlboro Man, suck on this.

    Apr 01, 2008
  • Robblink's picture
    Robblink

    Hey Johnnie Walker, Keep Walking. Really!

    Apr 02, 2008
  • purplesimon's picture
    purplesimon

    Hey Honey Monster, Puff This

    So much better use of my time (not sure my CD would agree) :)

    Apr 02, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead ... again.

    (This is an alternate version of my earlier title, posted above.)

    Apr 03, 2008
  • Robblink's picture
    Robblink

    Your first one was better.

    Apr 03, 2008
  • adpuppet's picture
    adpuppet

    Hey Steve Jobs, shrink this!

    Apr 03, 2008
  • Robblink's picture
    Robblink

    Hey Luke Sullivan, milk this (only kidding)!

    Apr 03, 2008
  • larky's picture
    larky

    Hey Clearasil, squeeze this!

    Apr 03, 2008
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    Hahhaaha.. gross. :))

    Apr 03, 2008
  • larky's picture
    larky

    Hey Nintendo DS, touching isn't good.

    Apr 03, 2008
  • caffeinegoddess's picture
    caffeinegoddess

    ha. Or "Hey Nintendo DS, touching could land you in jail." ;)

    Apr 03, 2008
  • larky's picture
    larky

    Nice touch.

    Apr 03, 2008
  • larky's picture
    larky

    Hey Yahoo!, do you... Yahoo!?

    Apr 03, 2008
  • larky's picture
    larky

    Hey Capital One, what's in YOUR wallet?

    Apr 03, 2008
  • brenthahn's picture
    brenthahn

    Hey Colonel... batter this!

    Apr 04, 2008
  • brenthahn's picture
    brenthahn

    Hey Clarence... stick THIS bird in your eye!

    Apr 04, 2008
  • alex's picture
    alex

    stick this in your bird's eye, surely?

    Apr 04, 2008
  • brenthahn's picture
    brenthahn

    A Yank-ism. "Bird" = middle finger.

    Apr 04, 2008
  • alex's picture
    alex

    Aha.

    Apr 04, 2008
  • DavidGriner's picture
    DavidGriner

    Hey Captain, Crunch This.

    Hey Ellen Feis, Switch This.

    Hey Charlie, Sorry.

    Apr 05, 2008
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    Hey, Lucky the Leprechaun, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

    Apr 06, 2008
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    Hey, Mr. Clean, wipe that smile off your face.

    Apr 06, 2008
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    Hey, Cap'n Crunch, this is a mutiny.

    Apr 06, 2008
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    Hey, Coppertone Girl, cover your ass!

    Apr 07, 2008
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    Hey, Energizer Bunny, another move out of you and I'll pin your ears back!

    Apr 07, 2008
  • brenthahn's picture
    brenthahn

    Hey, Pets.com Puppet... you sock!

    Apr 07, 2008
  • malkie66's picture
    malkie66

    Hey Ronald McDonald...great buns...you work out?

    Apr 07, 2008
  • malkie66's picture
    malkie66

    Hey Ronald McDonald...I'm loving it...but what is that shit you call bacon?

    Apr 07, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, Aflac duck, come get these bread crumbs! That's it ... good ducky ... a little closer ... ... That's better.

    Apr 07, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, Verizon Test Man, take your phone and bury it in your rectum. Can you hear me now?

    Apr 07, 2008
  • malkie66's picture
    malkie66

    Hey Madge, you really think it softens hands while you do the fucking dishes? You're soaking in it.

    "Hey Madge - nice hands." You think so? I got them washing dishes. "Get the fuck outta here!"

    Hey Madge - you still pulling that dishwashing scam?

    Hey Madge - soak your fingers in this.

    Hey Madge - soften this!

    Hey Madge - does doing the dishes soften your balls? Just wondering.

    Hey Madge - last time you soaked my fingers my fucking nails fell off.

    Apr 08, 2008
  • HaHaSoup's picture
    HaHaSoup

    I've lent my copy to someone, I don't remember who, so here goes.

    Hey Jolly Green Giant, sit down!

    M.

    Apr 09, 2008
  • CaptnTBag's picture
    CaptnTBag

    Hey Cadillac, sapelli wood accent my cup holder.

    Apr 09, 2008
  • Silverfisken's picture
    Silverfisken

    Hey Pope Benedict XVI, resurrect this!

    Apr 09, 2008
  • brenthahn's picture
    brenthahn

    Hey King, that's not I meant by "hold the pickle."

    Apr 09, 2008
  • brenthahn's picture
    brenthahn

    Hey Joe Camel... hump this!

    Apr 09, 2008
  • CaptnTBag's picture
    CaptnTBag

    hey, snap, crackle, and pop, ill snap, crackle, and pop your necks

    Apr 10, 2008
  • CaptnTBag's picture
    CaptnTBag

    hey, maytag repair man, your wife was built to last longer

    Apr 10, 2008
  • CaptnTBag's picture
    CaptnTBag

    hey tony. yooooooouuu'rrrrreeee gay

    Apr 10, 2008
  • CaptnTBag's picture
    CaptnTBag

    hey Col. Sanders, youre wife is finger lickin good

    Apr 10, 2008
  • CaptnTBag's picture
    CaptnTBag

    hey ronald mcdonald, what you love is illegal

    Apr 10, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, I'm-a-Mac, byte my hard ... disk.

    Apr 10, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, Colonel Sanders, kluck you!

    Apr 10, 2008
  • mackan's picture
    mackan

    Stuff it, Stuffit

    Apr 10, 2008
  • malkie66's picture
    malkie66

    This classic ad - Marlboro Man leads to -

    Hey Marlboro Man...two words - "fliptop box".

    Apr 10, 2008
  • purplesimon's picture
    purplesimon

    Hey Betty Crocker, Bake This!

    Hey Charmin Bear, Wipe This!

    Hey Apple, Byte This!

    Hey Martha Stewart, Tax Return This!

    Hey Pringles, Pop To the supermarket and buy me some decent snacks that don't taste of cardboard!

    Apr 10, 2008
  • brenthahn's picture
    brenthahn

    Hey Michelin Man. Bi? Bendum!

    Apr 13, 2008
  • Lorem ipsum's picture
    Lorem ipsum

    "Hey, Ben and Jerry, Fit This Into an Icecream"

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey St. Pauli Girl, Fuck this

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey Boo Berry, spook this

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey Count Chocula, Bite me

    Apr 10, 2008
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    I'm kicking myself for not thinking of that.

    Apr 13, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey St. Pauli girl, Show those

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    hey betty, suck my crocker

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey chihuahua , Yo Quiero my balls licked

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey Capital One, that's MY wallet.

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    hey Hamburger Helper, help yourself

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey Ernie Keebler, where are all the female elves?

    Apr 10, 2008
  • Allan1's picture
    Allan1

    You could ask Papa Smurf a similar question - but the answer is the same for smurfs and elves(*) - they're gang-banging Smurfette.

    *==> Not to be confused with Tolkien's Elves, where there are very obvious females :-)

    Apr 11, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    hey Lucky, by "lucky charms" you mean what?

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey Pillsbury Doughboy, eat my biscuits

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey Jared, get a real job

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey The Roaming Gnome, Get lost

    Apr 10, 2008
  • cornbeef77's picture
    cornbeef77

    Hey Willie, Wonka doing with all those Oompa-Loompas

    Apr 10, 2008
  • TDD's picture
    TDD

    Hey, Orville Redenbacher, you are a dead man!

    Apr 11, 2008
  • Werner's picture
    Werner

    "Hey, Marlboro Man, smoke this"

    "Hey, Doughboy, bake this"

    "Hey, Hathaway Shirt guy, wear this"

    Hey, Green Giant, Sprout this"

    Apr 11, 2008
  • Werner's picture
    Werner

    "Hey Charlie Tuna, Tune Out"

    Apr 11, 2008
  • Werner's picture
    Werner

    "Hey, Cheesasaurus Rex, wiggle your Macaroni"

    Apr 11, 2008
  • brandonbarr's picture
    brandonbarr

    Hey Whipple, Crispin's reviving you.

    Apr 11, 2008
  • HaHaSoup's picture
    HaHaSoup

    Just saw that somebody already crapped, packled and snotted over the rice krispies

    Apr 11, 2008
  • Luke's picture
    Luke

    Hey everyone: This is funny. There are some winners in here. I'll be glad to make good on my offer of a signed copy of the new edition. (I'm sure you'd all prefer a nice new One show book, but man, those babies are expensive, aren't they?) In any case, whenever daBitch sez she's done collecting your ideas, I'll hit print and pick out my faves. Hang in there everybody. This business can suck, yes. But as my friend Ray Longoria says, "It beats roofin'."

    Apr 12, 2008
  • malkie66's picture
    malkie66

    Yes but I find it hard to find the classic stuff. Just try searching for classic Beetle ads for instance. ;-)

    Apr 14, 2008
  • Robblink's picture
    Robblink

    Hey Jack In The Box, jack this!

    Apr 13, 2008
  • coffeeoid's picture
    coffeeoid

    Hey, Jared, you deserve a break today -- at McDonalds!

    Apr 14, 2008
  • James Feess's picture
    James Feess

    Hey, Mr. Peanut, Salt This.
    Hey, Spuds, Drink This

    Apr 14, 2008
  • Dabitch's picture
    Dabitch

    Ok, thanks for all the ideas kids. We're gonna have a look-through and announce winners in a day or two. :)

    Apr 15, 2008

about the author

Dabitch Creative Director, CEO, hell-raising sweetheart and editor of Adland. Globetrotting Swede who has worked in New York, London, Amsterdam, Copenhagen and Stockholm.