Luerzer's in america - jingle contest

Fancy winning a Luerzer's TV Archive Mag/DVD delivered to your desk?
Remember that Luerzer's TV Archive Mag/DVD coming to USA - they'll need a jingle, and we'll need your help!

Best three get gold-silver and bronze Luerzer's TV Archive Mag/DVD stuffed envelope. Read on to see the task at hand;

Your Mission: Luerzer's International Archive of the worlds best ads is coming to America - and they'll need a themetune! It is your job to save the world by writing them a jingle to take the USA by storm with. Something catchy, that people simply can't stop singing.

All set to the tune of "Kids in america" written by Ricky & Marty Wilde.
Looking out a dirty old window
Down below the cars in the
City go rushing by
I sit here alone
And I wonder why

Friday night and everyone's moving
I can fell the heat
But it's shooting
Heading down
I search for the beat in this dirty town

Down town the young ones are going
Down town the young ones are growing

Chorus :

We're the kids in America (x 2)
Everybody live for the music-go-round

Bright lights the music gets faster
Look boy, don't check on your watch
Not another glance
I'm not leaving now, honey not a chance

Hot-shot, give me no problems
Much later baby you'll be saying never mind
You know life is cruel, life is never kind

Kind hearts don't make a new story
Kind hearts don't grab any glory


Come closer, honey that's better
Got to get a brand new experience
Feeling right
Oh don't try to stop baby
Hold me tight

Outside a new day is dawning
Outside Sububia's sprawling everywhere
I don't want to go baby
New York to East California
There's a new wave coming I warn you


We're the kids
We're the kids
We're the kids in America

Rules pay attention - You need to be logged in when you comment. Just post your jingle suggestion and we can look up the winners via their adgrunt user names.

Anonymous posters win nothing.

Be irreverant and funny! This aint a real brief, make us laugh - the real Luerzer's Archive guys will be judging the bellylaughs.

I'll email the winners, and ask where the prizes shall be snailmailed to, so make sure your current contact email is up to date. (the hidden email only you and the database knows, where you get your password sent too..)

This is the world wide web, so no matter where you might be you are still eligible to win if you write funny enough. ;)

Radio spots and commercials are usually 30 seconds.. One verse and a chorus will do, no need to rewrite the entire song. Just make the verse-ryhmes choice.

Last date of entry: Winners will be announced the 15th of August, that's next Friday! Get cracking!

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claymore's picture

Ok, so I'll be the first one - it takes on the second verse and chorus...

The sexiest ads, each from a master
Look grunts, with your eyes and crotch
Take another glance
It's chock full of "wow," puts you in a trance
Hot shots with emotional problems
Big checks and drugs each one out of their mind
You know they're all cool, they're above the grind
Find ads with nipples and 'xplosions
Find ads with social erosions
Luerzer's coming to America (whoa-oh!)
Luerzer's coming to America (whoa-oh!)
Every advert's DVD or perfect-bound!
na-na-na-na-na Bling!

Dabitch's picture

*applauds Claymore*

hehe, that works. I can sing that with no trouble. Catchy!

Dabitch's picture

*clears throat* Arite, my turn then.
Looking out our office window
In our bin are dead ideas
Briefs go rushing by
I sit here alone
And I wonder why

Award night and everyone's mourning
no statues for us
But it's coming
Lurzer's down
Have all the winners in this dirty biz

Down town the young ones are coming
Down town the young ones are clawing

Chorus :

DeeVeeDee's in America - whoho
DeeVeeDee's in America - whoho
Everybody live for the advert-go-round!

I'm never as good as Claymore, but hey, "DeeVeeDees in America" is damn catchy.

Neo's picture

yeah that was good. I can't ryhme for shit, but I placed a subscription for the creative dept.

Dabitch's picture

Thats great! :)

caffeinegoddess's picture

Staring at blank piece of paper
No inspiration or
Bright ideas come to me
A desparate cry
And I count to three

Then I see Luerzer's behind the papers
I can sense the spark
Feel it's embers
Heating up
I scan the brilliant ads - I get set up
To the pad ideas start flowing
To the pad ideas start growing

Chorus: Inspiration in America
Inspiration in America
Everybody get's it from Luerzer's Archive

Bright ideas start to flow faster
Hey you, do not bother me
Meetings have to wait
This idea is great, tons of awards await

Cannes and Clios come to me
I'll be inspiration in Archive, bear in mind
You know ideas can be hard to find
Creatives know the story
We all want a bit of glory

Chorus: Inspiration in America
Inspiration in America
Everybody get's it from Luerzer's Archive
(na-na-na-na-nah na-na-na-na-nah)

No more cheesy and awful ads on the air
Time to create something amazing
Ground breaking
Let's start a new revolution
Be engaging

Today we fight for the great work
Today we tell the clients where to go
I don't want crap on my tv,
In magazines or on big billboards
You and me let's start advertising's golden age.

Inspiration in America!

Dabitch's picture

aaaah, now that one was good too. *applause* :))

caffeinegoddess's picture

hehe. thanks :)

andromeda's picture

Hot dang I missed it what a shame - Your jingle suggestions are funny as hell!

Dabitch's picture

thanx a LOT now I can't get
Inspiration in America
Inspiration in America
Everybody get's it from Luerzer's Archive

.......out of my head!!