Showing us all "how to use memes right" the creatives at Lucidchart actually charted the increasingly silly names people are giving snakes, and which snakes are named what.
There are danger noodles, nope ropes, and boop noodles. Learn to tell the difference with this chart, which coincidentally is a demonstration of how to use Lucidchart. Product as hero, you got me, guys.
And that, dear adgrunts, is how it's done. I believe the brief read "we have approx $10 in production budget" which explains why every photograph is credited and their lawyer is popping aspirin like they're tictacs.