Overheard over the email wires

Perhaps I'm evil to laugh this hard at a snappy comeback, but top adgrunt Leslieburns of Burns auto parts (#) has had a recent funny exchange with someone who wished to align themselves with Burns' good name. Names changed to protect the guilty.

Stubborn man hasn't quite been slapped hard enough with the clue-by-four yet - he comes back with this:

Leslie, thanks for your reply. I certainly understand your point of view when it comes to RF and microstock. We try to allow for multiple points of view and would welcome any editorials you might care to submit on the subject (if you were so inclined). Otherwise - we publish stories about traditonal RM stock licensing that may find interesting. We publish these articles with a creative commons license so please feel free to post anything of interest. All i ask i that you credit the source.
Here are a few examples. (links)

As I do not wish to be connected with your site in any way whatsoever, I have absolutely no interest in promoting it or any of its contents on mine.
I think you fail to understand how deep my loathing is for anyone or any business which promotes RF, microstock, or the oxymoronic "custom stock." It could only be surpassed by the feelings of enmity I would have for, say, people who enjoy clubbing baby seals.

I've seen subtler points on freshly siliconed porn stars.