Aciphex - Acid Reflux meds with the worst name ever

I'm having a hell of a day so I thought I'd cheer everyone up by pointing and laughing at the sound of this products name, which LeslieBAP showed adlist this morning. We've been snickering at it ever since.
Aciphex can help with your acid reflux. Instead of burning you get (badum-tish!) ASS EFFECTS! *breaks down in childish giggles*