Dopey Spokesman Gig Awaits Robert Downey Jr.

If Robert Downey Jr. flees the USA, he just might run right into an opportunity to hawk hashish Happy Meals in Europe. His credentials would make him the perfect celebrity spokesaddict for a new chain of marijuana and hashish drive-thrus (McDruggies?) scheduled to open in the Netherlands next year.

The Dutch city of Venlo is pushing the project (a joint effort with German officials) in an attempt to help border-crossing drug seekers score and scram ASAP.

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