Sexual harassment Danish style.
All the messages in internal mail seem to be about other things, however, that's just innuendo.
"I have something under the table, that you can not resist"
"It's 28 cm long..."
etc, and he means his ice-cold Jolly Cola
but soon enough the annoyed lady comes up with a witty retort and types back: "I have two ripe fruits that you cannot resist..."
The man does a spit take and now there is Jolly Cola all over the screen.
Client: Jolly Cola