Nike Free: I would run to you.

And hand you a toothbrush so you could scrape the saccharin off of your gums. Nike spells twee with a capital T in this spot for Nike Free Run+. It's a duet between a man and a woman in a Long Distance relationship who have made a pact to run across the country to be with each other.

Except the man craps out early, ends up in the hospital like a pathetic schmuck who can only lay in a heap until his lady woman shows up to smother him with kisses and cause his EKG to go on the fritz.

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Man: You're so far away.

W: Ain't got too much pride.

M: Want you back by my side.

W: Well baby I want that too.

M: And baby I would run, run to you.

W: I would run to you.

M: I would run to you.

W: The first time you talked to me.

M: I knew we were meant to be.

W: And when we finally embraced.

M: Baby, I can't keep this pace.

W: I love you. There I said it.

M: I think I'm gonna need a medic.

W: You filled the hall with flower petals.

M: Why does my mouth taste like metal?

W: Baby I might die without you.

M: Baby, I might die.

W: I would run to you.

M: I'm not as strong as you.

W: I would run to you.

M: I (unintelligible heavy breathing) to you.

W: Love is a speeding comet.

M: I'm in a pool of my own vomit.

W: Love is a perfect vision.

M: This was such a bad decision.

W: Love makes everything serene.

M: Give me all of your morphine.

M: (Spoken) Baby, I know we said we'd run across the country to be together, but I thought we were being symbolic. Why can't we fly, and meet somewhere in the middle? Like Kansas City? It's the Paris of the Plains...

W: Baby I love you so much that I would run to you.

M: You would run to me? You would run to me!

W: Baby I love you so much that I would run to you.

Together: I (you) would run to you (me).