Why the 87 Pieces of Spam I Recieved This Morning Suck

Here's an article about the spam I recieved this morning! Spammers lie to me, try anything they can think of to get my demographic data, try to get me in on a pyramid scheme, insult my luck with the ladies and just send me lots and lots of Chinese. Yes, it's high comedy. Part of the reason I wrote this was to have something on YankTheChain that was appropriate to be linked from Adland.