You'll read my, You'll read my, You'll read my Neutraface: Ode to a font. (set to Pokerface)

I lay it out like they do in magazines

check out this typeface it's like smoking nicotine (I love it)

using Adobe's not the same without a Mac

if it was lead it would be lined up on a track


oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll mock it up, show you what I got

oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll mock it up, show you what I got


You'll read my,

You'll read my,

You can read my Neutra Face

(Even if it's bold italic)

You'll read my,

You'll read my,

You can read my Neutra Face

(Even if it's bold italic)







N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face

nah nah nah nah

N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face

nah nah nah nah


Thought about Futura but the em space was to wide

even when condensed, no, i'll use another type

Gill sans the G is wack when it's in lower case

Avante gard you make me hard but helvetica you're played (played)



oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll mock it up, show you what I got

oh,oh,oh,oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll mock it up, show you what I got


You'll read my,

You'll read my,

You can read my Neutra Face

(Even if it's bold italic)

You'll read my,

You'll read my,

You can read my Neutra Face

(Even if it's bold italic)







N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face

nah nah nah nah

N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face

nah nah nah nah


I won't tell you that you're modern

post- or nouveau

cause I'm hype'n with my type'n

I'm not freehandin', texting, letterpressin' or skywriting

like a finger on a keyboard

break a nail before I cross you

see my references, reference this

check this font cause it's sans serif







You'll read my,

You'll read my,

You can read my Neutra Face

(Even if it's bold italic)

You'll read my,

You'll read my,

You can read my Neutra Face

(Even if it's bold italic)






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