How long should you sit in a chair for a haircut? Too long and you are being styled. Too short and you are being taken. What does that have to do with sub sandwiches, you ask? Something to do with time.
Being a good firefighter takes-- bells. With an "E." Not an "A." Sure, your mind wants to stay in the gutter and embrace 20 seconds of dick joke, but don't do it. You're better than that! Okay, maybe you're not.
Let's celebrate all manner of innovation that has made our life better like the crescent wrench and the uh, labradoodle? And steam! Because steam makes turkey and cheddar cheese extra yummy when it's steamed.
A firefighter's duty demands a degree of readiness. And a really long pole to slide down. Sure your pants may not be connected to your shoes like a firefighter, but that doesn't mean you can't eat like one. The hero of all subs indeed.
You know that necklace you left at mine, that was your grans, well I may have accidentally worn it and then Jamie, you know the really fit guy, spun me around on the dancefloor and.... *scatters Maltezers everywhere*.