Kelly Brook nude billboard airbrushed while Kelly speaks out against airbrushing

Rebook has ripped a page out of PETA's marketing handbook and flaunt a nude Kelly Brook on a billboard, well, nude apart from the sneakers.

It's already paying off as The Daily Pain Mail shouts breathlessly: Naked Kelly Brook posters blasted as 'deadly distraction for drivers', and it's likely to trot around the news all weekend if nobody strings a donkey on a parachute again.

But then Kelly trips the momentum up by blasting airbrushed ads while standing in front of her airbrushed ad.

Oh shoot, that was just another trick to get me to post about this uncreative piece of shit naked billboard.

Drats, I fell for it, Kelly you sly dog.