Friends, fellows, adgrunts. Let me introduce to you the new Boost Mobile campaign that is all about the data. The sexy, hawt, data. You know how some people are tremendous party-poopers and ask you, burying you face in your phone at the PTA meeting, the supermarket, your nans funeral to stop? Yeah you can tell them to suck it and switch to Boost Mobile because here there's so much data, it's turning catholic priests into sinners who will indulge in data when they should be giving the Blessed Sacrament. These are the data-indulgers worse than anyone else.
Tssk tssk. What a bad priest. Not as bad as the pun Come to data though. Groan! Ok, fine, I'll admit it, I smirked. Stay away from puns as taglines though, kids. It's a sin. Honestly.