Lady Gaga and Stephen Klein got together to make a nine minute event video, which plays a bit like pop-culture bingo. It's as if they dropped a bit of 90s Madonna, The movie Cabaret, Marlene Dietrich, Baccara's boogie moves, various bits of latex, crucifixes, barb wire, rough 'sex' scenes, lace and glittery hearts into a blender, mashed it together and topped it off with the worst worst pudding-bowl haircuts ever. Resulting in a cold tall glass of booooooring. Prince Valiant called by the way, he wants his hair back.