Wax, smoke and have a great night

Police in Suffolk, England put together a safety magazine to warn women of the dangers of over drinking during a night out. Pictures show young women slumped on the ground next to messages urging them: "If you've got it, don't flaunt it."

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up," the magazine says. "You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax."

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