I have not watched the Lord of the Rings film even once, although I have seen the cartoon version of J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Hobbit many times in my younger days, and I still like it. I have watched only three of the episodes in the Star Wars saga, the first one being the film released in 1977. Maybe I like board games just because I like to roll dice. I am not a nerd.
I just found them likable, that's all. They are women, I'm a man, I found them attractive. It has nothing to do with what they were doing, the sexy voice, the costumes, the elf ears.... I am not a nerd. I will not call the number.
Besides, the number is not a real number, right? Right? Maybe, I should call just to make sure.
Written, Directed & Edited by John T. Mickevich
Camera by Bob Levitan and Brian Chase