Well, I assumed a hot dog eating contest judge, so why is that funny? His amount of hot dogs is abysmal compared to real competitors' numbers? Or wait, are you snarking m'dear? Because that's exactly where my mind went, hence the "whuh?"

It's not a ratty sofa. It's a rescue, some cruel bastard had just dumped that poor couch on the street, so they rescued it.

At this point I'm fed up with seeing youtube/gif-famous clips edited into videos. I understand that it's cheap, but it also looks generic as fuck.

Nobody does Tea Partay like Lonely Island.