Badges like us. The Foursquare Rap.

Badges like us. The Foursquare Rap.


Do you believe that you are the FourSquare badass king of your block? Have you checked in to more places than any of your friends?
Badges Like Us is a horrifically bad rap taken from MIA's Swagga Like Us, and made to be all FourSquare. It's almost so bad that it's good, but really it's just bad. But you're going to love it because no one has Four Square swagger like you.


Mr. Silvas in da building

Checkins by the hundreds, thousands, trillionz


Ayo I know it's my first stop

Look at that leaderboard and see me at the top


Bouncin to new places, adding em quick

I know all the TO-DOs and I got all the tips


Show up at the Bar and I check in Right Away

Sent it to my Twitter cuz I'm here to stay


Looks like you got ousted welcome to the game

This is Foursquare bitch! Gowalla ain't the same!!


Now that I'm the mayor, now that I'm here

Gimme my free breadsticks AND my cold beer!!


La la la la

How it feel to wake up and be the mayor of the city!

La la la la

Tryina get that Crunked badge, drinkin like P Diddy



[Chorus]


Got a rock like this

Cant use an iPhone, AT&Ts a piece of shhh


No one on the corner had an app on this

So I used my mobile web, wasn't very quick


You can learn where to eat just by checking my feed

Checkin checkin my feed checkin checkin my feed


Follow my lead its the road to success

Never need a reservation, they always say YES


But I can't teach you my swag

You can pay for a coffee but you cant buy a badge


School of social media Imma grad

I hope this hits TechCrunch or else Ill be sad


Its Newby

Checkin w/ the groupies eating lotsa sushi


Newwwbyy

Bet you didn't know we could flow like thiiiiis


[Chorus]


Let's talk about the knockoffs, they just imitating

They cant even compare and no we're not even hating


Copyin foursquare cuz you lack innovation

How could you turn down Google's valuation?


So let me say it now, let me be clear

Foursquare is the app that all you should fear


Hockey stick growth, all-star investors

Lots of passionate users, all beta testers


I add lots of value, I'm a superuser

You can't spell your top venues, super abuser


Don't checkin to your house, that's just really lame

I'll snatch up all your badges, call me David Blaine


Your check-ins are fake, there's no way those are true

20 stops in one night? IM GONNA CATCH YOU!!


And what's up with all these randos trying to friend me?

I'm checked in off the grid-like TIGER WOODS B!!!!!


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