Slap some dough. Thats a euphemism, right? And the gratuitous ass shot. Jeez louise. That's a long way to go for a pedestrian salad dressing. I will say this though: at least they got the the casting right. Just like porn, this actor is about as believable as a cook as John Holmes would be a lawyer. Now, can someone please get the creative team laid? Clearly it's interfering with their ability to come up with good concepts. See also the first one: Kraft Zesty Italian - The Zesty Guy Says Hey (with bedroom voice) , and Kraft "Zesty Guy Gets Steamy" .