Mustard Makers Go "Merde!"

By now you've heard about the French Fries = Freedom Fries, and French Toast = Freedom Toast thing going on in America.
Well, French's, one of the US' largest mustard brands, got so worried about their image with all the anti-Français sentiments going on that they issued a press release to let everyone know they're all-American and it's ok to keep on buying their mildly pungent yellow condiment.
Truly a great moment in public relations.

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