The short version of advertisment is spelled with a single "d". Anything else is math. ;)

Best category title: "Smurfiest". ;))

hehehe.. Well yeah that's true, you should get a pat on the back for that Battleship blowup stunt... So hey, there you go -- 'Best gratuitous blowing up of a warship" by stealthman.

For fun, compare this pop-song-remake with the 1987 Courage Best bitter, "Nothings changed much" where the lyrics advocate booze instead of wholesome milk.