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From the adcritic email sent out on Friday August 26, 2005 (yes that's a day later than caffs post):
Lending a smidgeon of truth to some rumblings that we heard in Cannes, British rock mag NME reports that White Stripes front man Jack White has been commissioned to write a jingle for Coca-Cola that would could be Generation Y's "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke." In White's home town, the Detroit Free Press admits that the band's peppermint stripe attire would work well with the cola's world-famous brand, but also recalls White's fondness for misleading the media (the rocker publicly identifies White Stripes drummer Meg White as his sister, though the two are actually ex-spouses).
Oh my god, you're right! Babies SUCK milk from NIPPLES! We're all going to hell!
Seriously, "suck" and even "sucking hard" isn't sexual in itself. Jet engines suck real hard.PS: 
also, all of these ads really suck...... ;)
DISH Network commercial teaches kids to use crude language
DISH Network (EchoStar Communications) is airing ads that repeatedly use the phrase "sucks" to describe how cable TV compares to their DISH Network. Here's how one customer described it:The [ad] campaign is simply a constant reiteration of the phrase "TV SUCKS". My children were not allowed to speak like that in our home, and they are following suit by instructing our grandchildren in the same manner.
Another supporter said:
I am very offended by a current commercial of Dish Network where two women are in a living room and the television is acting like a magnet and pulling things towards it. The dialogue goes something like this: First woman: "What's that?" Second woman: "My TV sucks." First woman: "Your TV sucks?" Second Woman: "Yeah. . .doesn't yours suck?" This commercial is such a problem because my two-and-a-half year old will stop what she's doing to watch it and I have to desperately fumble for the remote.
You can view the ads for yourself at www.suckfreetv.com
We believe the DISH Network ads are teaching children imitative behavior and language most parents disapprove of.
Please send an email to DISH Network (EchoStar Communication) and let them know you are offended at their casual use of crude and inappropriate language.
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