Have It Your Way With The Caffeine King

Just a tiny little tweak worth noting. For the rebranding of Burger King's coffee, now dubbed BK Joe (available in decaf, regular and turbo), Crispin Porter + Bogusky performed a bit of plastic surgery on the King himself for their latest spot.* See if you can detect the difference. In other BK news, if you have a hankerin' for going commercial this Halloween, you're in lipid-laden luck. Now you can purchase your very own Burger King or Subservient Chicken mask (garters not included) by going here. Imagine an army of undersized Burger Kings and oversized fowl attacking your neighborhood on that very special night ... (shiver)... Someone call Wes Craven, cuz this is the stuff of nightmares. *superadgrunts only