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Hey, Jared, you deserve a break today -- at McDonalds!

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Hey, Colonel Sanders, kluck you!

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Hey, I'm-a-Mac, byte my hard ... disk.

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Hey, Aflac duck, come get these bread crumbs! That's it ... good ducky ... a little closer ... [AFLAaa *choke* ackk!] [snap] ... That's better.

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Hey, Verizon Test Man, take your phone and bury it in your rectum. Can you hear me now?

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Hey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead ... again.

(This is an alternate version of my earlier title, posted above.)

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Thanks, guys! I have an alternate version of this title further below.

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Hey, giant Burger King head, squeeze your Whopper and squirt some condiments out of it!

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Hey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead! Oh ... you already have. Sort of.

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Hey, Larry Craig, squeeze thi-- eww, that's gross.

Okay, I guess the senator doesn't do commercials.

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