Way back in the year 2000 you could win a signed copy of the Luke Sullivan book just by the effort of signing up. HaHaSoup won that book (and I bet he still has it, don't you HahaSoup?). Well, here's your chance again - since Luke Sullivan has come out with another edition of his widely popular "Hey Whipple, Squeeze This" book which includes new chapters addressing the galloping development of the web and the myriad of new media areas, we thought we'd throw another competition. Rules inside.
Since Mr Whipple has retired to the big ad agency in the sky - What should Luke name his next book? The two funniest title gets a free signed copy of his latest printing - and better yet the runner ups get .... wait for it.. signed Charmins. Hehehe. *
What do we mean? Ok, here's some examples using "hey" + commercial mascot + action. The nuttier, the better. If it sounds like a fierce insult, extra points! Hey, Tony the Tiger, Sell Gullible Kids This Sugary Diabetic-Causing Food Hey, Geico Cavemen, Step On The Geico Gecko Hey, energizer bunny, stop! Now, we're just looking for funny - so whatever makes the crew and everyone else here laugh the most (and Luke gets a say as well) wins. That's it. Go for it in the comments kids. No comment = no chance in hell of winning anything. Good luck. You have until Tuesday April 15 to get this out of your systems. For people who can't write and be funny we suggest getting the book at Amazon at once. :)
* prize clarification. The two best submissions = winner 1 and 2 get signed Luke Sullivan book. 3rd best gets a signed package of Charmins. For real. Luke will snailmail you the prizes, so I'll contact the winners and ask for their address.
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Hey Sony, balls out.
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PermalinkHey silly rabbit! Trick this!
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PermalinkHey, Poppin' Fresh, chuckle at this.
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PermalinkHey King, Burger this!
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PermalinkHey Mr. Clean, wipe this!
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PermalinkGreat!
Best so far.
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PermalinkYeah, this one is pretty good.
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PermalinkHey Joe Camel, smoke this!
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PermalinkEven better!
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Permalinkhahaha, why didn't I think of that one. Damn Joe camel.
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PermalinkHey agencyhead, pouch this!
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PermalinkI guess the lack of deserving targets for this exercise just proves that the overall quality of advertising has risen over the past couple of decades.
(More ads and commentary at www.craigmcnamara.blogspot.com)
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PermalinkHey Michelin Man, re-tire this!
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PermalinkHA! could do without the "this"
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PermalinkThis is true. :)
Any limit to the number of submissions one person can post?
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PermalinkNo limits : we should just run with it and may the best lines win.
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PermalinkFantastic. It will give me something to do during my long and semi-boring meetings today.
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PermalinkHey Cheerios Bee, buzz off.
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PermalinkHey Scottish Widow, just piss off and die, will you? Thanks.*
Not quite in the spirit of the thing, I know, but I've just had a lousy statement from my savings account.
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PermalinkThis one had me LMAO
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PermalinkOkay then.
Hey, Bisto Kids, sniff this!
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PermalinkHey Virgin Atlantic, get fucked!
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Permalink"Hey bitch, you're soaking in it."
"Hey Band-Aid brand, stick this!"
- and several in the Little Italy style -
"Calgon, take this away!" (grabs crotch)
"I've got your ancient Chinese secret right here!" (grabs crotch)
"Hey! I've got your nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine right here!" (grabs crotch)
"Hey, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't... uhhh... right here!" (grabs crotch)
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PermalinkHmmm. Who is "bitch" a brand spokesperson for?
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PermalinkNot you, dabitch. I think that was for Palmolive with Madge the manicurist. Some of her customers deserved the b-bomb.
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PermalinkHey, Larry Craig, squeeze thi-- eww, that's gross.
Okay, I guess the senator doesn't do commercials.
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PermalinkHey, James Dyson, suck this!
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PermalinkHey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead! Oh ... you already have. Sort of.
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Permalinkhahahah!
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PermalinkI love this one, too.
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PermalinkThanks, guys! I have an alternate version of this title further below.
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PermalinkHey, giant Burger King head, squeeze your Whopper and squirt some condiments out of it!
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PermalinkHey Aflack Duck, get stuffed.
Hey Doughboy, get baked.
Hey Mikey, get a life.
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PermalinkHey Marlboro Man, suck on this.
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PermalinkHey Johnnie Walker, Keep Walking. Really!
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PermalinkHey Pampers, Leak This
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PermalinkHey Honey Monster, Puff This
So much better use of my time (not sure my CD would agree) :)
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PermalinkHey, Orville Redenbacher, drop dead ... again.
(This is an alternate version of my earlier title, posted above.)
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PermalinkYour first one was better.
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PermalinkHey Steve Jobs, shrink this!
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PermalinkHey Luke Sullivan, milk this (only kidding)!
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PermalinkHey Clearasil, squeeze this!
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PermalinkHahhaaha.. gross. :))
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PermalinkHey Nintendo DS, touching isn't good.
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Permalinkha. Or "Hey Nintendo DS, touching could land you in jail." ;)
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PermalinkNice touch.
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PermalinkHey Yahoo!, do you... Yahoo!?
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PermalinkHey Capital One, what's in YOUR wallet?
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PermalinkHey Colonel... batter this!
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PermalinkHey Clarence... stick THIS bird in your eye!
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Permalinkstick this in your bird's eye, surely?
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PermalinkA Yank-ism. "Bird" = middle finger.
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PermalinkAha.
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PermalinkHey Captain, Crunch This.
Hey Ellen Feis, Switch This.
Hey Charlie, Sorry.
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PermalinkHey, Lucky the Leprechaun, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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PermalinkHey, Mr. Clean, wipe that smile off your face.
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PermalinkHey, Cap'n Crunch, this is a mutiny.
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PermalinkHey, Coppertone Girl, cover your ass!
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PermalinkHey, Energizer Bunny, another move out of you and I'll pin your ears back!
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PermalinkHey, Pets.com Puppet... you sock!
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PermalinkHey Ronald McDonald...great buns...you work out?
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PermalinkHey Ronald McDonald...I'm loving it...but what is that shit you call bacon?
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PermalinkHey, Aflac duck, come get these bread crumbs! That's it ... good ducky ... a little closer ... [AFLAaa *choke* ackk!] [snap] ... That's better.
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PermalinkHey, Verizon Test Man, take your phone and bury it in your rectum. Can you hear me now?
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PermalinkHey Madge, you really think it softens hands while you do the fucking dishes? You're soaking in it.
"Hey Madge - nice hands." You think so? I got them washing dishes. "Get the fuck outta here!"
Hey Madge - you still pulling that dishwashing scam?
Hey Madge - soak your fingers in this.
Hey Madge - soften this!
Hey Madge - does doing the dishes soften your balls? Just wondering.
Hey Madge - last time you soaked my fingers my fucking nails fell off.
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PermalinkI've lent my copy to someone, I don't remember who, so here goes.
Hey Jolly Green Giant, sit down!
M.
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PermalinkHey Cadillac, sapelli wood accent my cup holder.
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PermalinkHey Pope Benedict XVI, resurrect this!
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PermalinkHey King, that's not I meant by "hold the pickle."
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PermalinkHey Joe Camel... hump this!
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