Way back in the year 2000 you could win a signed copy of the Luke Sullivan book just by the effort of signing up. HaHaSoup won that book (and I bet he still has it, don't you HahaSoup?). Well, here's your chance again - since Luke Sullivan has come out with another edition of his widely popular "Hey Whipple, Squeeze This" book which includes new chapters addressing the galloping development of the web and the myriad of new media areas, we thought we'd throw another competition. Rules inside.
Since Mr Whipple has retired to the big ad agency in the sky - What should Luke name his next book? The two funniest title gets a free signed copy of his latest printing - and better yet the runner ups get .... wait for it.. signed Charmins. Hehehe. *
What do we mean? Ok, here's some examples using "hey" + commercial mascot + action. The nuttier, the better. If it sounds like a fierce insult, extra points! Hey, Tony the Tiger, Sell Gullible Kids This Sugary Diabetic-Causing Food Hey, Geico Cavemen, Step On The Geico Gecko Hey, energizer bunny, stop! Now, we're just looking for funny - so whatever makes the crew and everyone else here laugh the most (and Luke gets a say as well) wins. That's it. Go for it in the comments kids. No comment = no chance in hell of winning anything. Good luck. You have until Tuesday April 15 to get this out of your systems. For people who can't write and be funny we suggest getting the book at Amazon at once. :)
* prize clarification. The two best submissions = winner 1 and 2 get signed Luke Sullivan book. 3rd best gets a signed package of Charmins. For real. Luke will snailmail you the prizes, so I'll contact the winners and ask for their address.
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Hey clown... love this!
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Permalinkhey, snap, crackle, and pop, ill snap, crackle, and pop your necks
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Permalinkhey, maytag repair man, your wife was built to last longer
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Permalinkhey tony. yooooooouuu'rrrrreeee gay
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Permalinkhey Col. Sanders, youre wife is finger lickin good
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Permalinkhey ronald mcdonald, what you love is illegal
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PermalinkHey, I'm-a-Mac, byte my hard ... disk.
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PermalinkHey, Colonel Sanders, kluck you!
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Permalinkhahhahaha!
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PermalinkStuff it, Stuffit
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PermalinkThis classic ad - Marlboro Man leads to -
Hey Marlboro Man...two words - "fliptop box".
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PermalinkHey Betty Crocker, Bake This!
Hey Charmin Bear, Wipe This!
Hey Apple, Byte This!
Hey Martha Stewart, Tax Return This!
Hey Pringles, Pop To the supermarket and buy me some decent snacks that don't taste of cardboard!
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PermalinkHey Michelin Man. Bi? Bendum!
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Permalink"Hey, Ben and Jerry, Fit This Into an Icecream"
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PermalinkHey St. Pauli Girl, Fuck this
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PermalinkHey Boo Berry, spook this
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PermalinkHey Count Chocula, Bite me
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PermalinkI'm kicking myself for not thinking of that.
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PermalinkHey St. Pauli girl, Show those
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Permalinkhey betty, suck my crocker
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PermalinkHey chihuahua , Yo Quiero my balls licked
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PermalinkHey Capital One, that's MY wallet.
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Permalinkhey Hamburger Helper, help yourself
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PermalinkHey Ernie Keebler, where are all the female elves?
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PermalinkYou could ask Papa Smurf a similar question - but the answer is the same for smurfs and elves(*) - they're gang-banging Smurfette.
*==> Not to be confused with Tolkien's Elves, where there are very obvious females :-)
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Permalinkhey Lucky, by "lucky charms" you mean what?
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PermalinkHey Pillsbury Doughboy, eat my biscuits
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PermalinkHey Jared, get a real job
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PermalinkHey The Roaming Gnome, Get lost
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PermalinkHey Willie, Wonka doing with all those Oompa-Loompas
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PermalinkHey, Orville Redenbacher, you are a dead man!
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Permalink"Hey, Marlboro Man, smoke this"
"Hey, Doughboy, bake this"
"Hey, Hathaway Shirt guy, wear this"
Hey, Green Giant, Sprout this"
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Permalink"Hey Charlie Tuna, Tune Out"
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Permalink"Hey, Cheesasaurus Rex, wiggle your Macaroni"
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PermalinkHey Whipple, Crispin's reviving you.
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PermalinkJust saw that somebody already crapped, packled and snotted over the rice krispies
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PermalinkHey everyone: This is funny. There are some winners in here. I'll be glad to make good on my offer of a signed copy of the new edition. (I'm sure you'd all prefer a nice new One show book, but man, those babies are expensive, aren't they?) In any case, whenever daBitch sez she's done collecting your ideas, I'll hit print and pick out my faves. Hang in there everybody. This business can suck, yes. But as my friend Ray Longoria says, "It beats roofin'."
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PermalinkHere's a link to a couple of Charmin spots - Squeeze This!
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PermalinkYou do know that we have ads here, right? ;)
Charmin - Mr. Whipple - Don't Squeeze the Charmin
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PermalinkYes but I find it hard to find the classic stuff. Just try searching for classic Beetle ads for instance. ;-)
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PermalinkI post "beetle" ads under the brand name "Volkswagen" but you can still find some if you search on the words Classic Beetle.
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PermalinkHey Jack In The Box, jack this!
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PermalinkHey, Jared, you deserve a break today -- at McDonalds!
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Permalinkhey jared. eat this!
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PermalinkHey, Suzy, Chap This
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PermalinkHey, Mr. Peanut, Salt This.
Hey, Spuds, Drink This
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PermalinkOk, thanks for all the ideas kids. We're gonna have a look-through and announce winners in a day or two. :)
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